Saturday Car Ride

I RESENT YOU!

I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT! I DISLIKE BEING PUT IN THE BACK. THIS IS NOT FAIR. WHY DOES FATTY PATTY THE MORON DOG GET TO RIDE UP FRONT? I KNOW YOU CAN HEAR ME. I WILL CONTINUE TO BARK OVER YOUR ANNOYING MUSIC UNTIL I AM HEARD. I KNOW YOU CAN HEAR - ouch, I bit my tongue. Damn wind. I KNOW YOU CAN HEAR ME! I WILL NOT BE IGNORED.

Oh. Well why didn't you say we were going to the dog park, you daft woman?

I like the dog park. It's kinda fun.

[10 minutes pass]

Ohhhh I am dying.

I am dying of BORE-DOM. This BOREDOM is KILL-ING ME.

OWwwwwwwwwwwwww.....

Are you listening to me?

You better be listening to me. Stop looking at Thor.

I am being serious here.

What? Did you say you wanted to go to Dunkin Donuts?

Through the drive thru? I could be up for that.

With no windows on the vehicle I could totally make that hole in the wall they pass food through. It would take them minutes to catch me.

How high are the donut racks do you think?

SURPRISE IDIOT ATTACK!

Haha! You did not see me coming did you? I have the suprise element for you.

The Boo! factor. Were you scared? No?

oh. Well then I will I will continue with the surprise attacking until a time when you scream and we both hug in delight.

Do I look fat?

How about now? I saw on Project Runway where if you cross your legs and smile big people don't notice how fat you look.

Is it working?

Give me a signal.

THOR! Stop it with the ridiculous Surprise Attacks. I hate you. You are ruining my chances at Dunkin Donuts.

You are never to touch my bottom. This is NOT FUNNY.